Human Lost in the Woods

Hi, I'm Jared


no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle, via beachbonez)

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony, via lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole)

animals-in-the-forest asked: Dude, you don't just fucking say that stuff about someone's dog. Like, regardless of how you feel about her and her lifestyle, you don't fucking verbally attack her and her dog- especially when she's obviously distressed and suffering. Stop being a shitty person for the sake of the rest of us.



I don’t?
But I did.
So technically, I can.
And I do.
Because I really do not give a fuck what you, or anybody else try to push upon me, as a standard of living.
For one, I didn’t wish for anything bad to happen to the dog, I said it would be better off being taken from him.
I never said it should be killed.
You can keep getting pissy if you want, I really don’t mind.
You can further entertain me with accusations of me being a “shitty person”.

Damn, you really got me there. Guess you’re right and I’m wrong… Except that’s not how it works and you’re smart-ass comebacks won’t absolve you of your shitty ass personality.

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